Thursday, February 7, 2013

Boner


It was found in the closet along with the rest of a skeleton.

Humble Beginnings

Why did the horse leave the stable? She couldn't stand the neigh-bors.
P.S. Her name was Sarah Jessica Parker and she now has a very successful acting career.

Contest

I submitted my top ten favorite puns to a contest last week. I just checked back to see if any of them won, but apparently no pun in ten did.

Gold Rush

I went out West to fufill my dream of being a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out.